Mary Poppins' JournalWednesday, January 17, 2007Sunday, July 16, 20065:14AM - Should I Even Bother?Somebody is going to hell for this. Current mood: Scared. Very scared. Current music: Take a wild guess. Wednesday, April 12, 200611:56PM - You're not the goddamn champions, okay?If I hear one more reality show contestant mangle a Queen song, I am going to cut my ears off. Current mood: Not rocked Current music: Killer Queen - Ryan Seacrest Thursday, March 2, 20064:02AM - Guns don't kill people. Vice presidents do.Why is Kermit the Frog doing all these commercials now? Does he really need the money that badly? Current mood: Where the hell is my chiffon? Current music: Brakes squealing Wednesday, February 8, 20061:40AM - Have you called Jenny yet?I meditate. I burn incense. I eat brown rice. Current mood: Still can't pronounce nuclear Current music: I Feel Pretty - Nanny McPhee Friday, July 1, 20057:03AM - I Give Up.( Burp. ) Current mood: Operating Thetan 52 1/2 Current music: Hey You, Get Offa My Couch - Oprah Winfrey Wednesday, January 12, 200511:47AM - Here I Come to Save the DayAuntie Christ just got a spam that says "Let Yoda Refinance Your House." Current mood: dilapidated Current music: Thank Heaven for Little Boys - Michael Jackson Sunday, October 31, 20046:27PM - Boo Who?This Halloween, Auntie Christ would like to leave you with a scary image: Current mood: irrigated Current music: sneezing vampires Thursday, September 2, 20042:05AM - Pushing Vanderlei de Lima aside for a moment...Dear Paul Hamm, Current mood: spluttering Current music: I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing - US Women's Soccer Team Tuesday, May 11, 20049:22PM - They're not there for me.Now that Friends is over, Auntie Christ is seriously contemplating suicide. Current mood: frozen, not canned Current music: The Rembrandts crying in their beers Tuesday, December 30, 20038:35PM - Thanks for the MammariesAuntie Christ's New Year's Resolutions: Current mood: exculpatory Current music: Fraggle Rock Monday, December 8, 20035:33PM - Lifestyles of the Gastronomic and UnimportantToday Auntie Christ was sitting on the toilet and an ant came and bit her on the ass. Auntie Christ is very displeased. Current mood: tertiary Current music: Paris Hilton's orgasm Sunday, October 26, 20031:02AM - I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OkayAuntie Christ just saw a poodle dressed like Harry Potter, glasses and everything. Current mood: yabba dabba doo Current music: dancing fleas Saturday, September 27, 20034:47PM - Is It Soup Yet?Auntie Christ is now running for governor of California. Auntie Christ will accept donations in the sum of $500 or more. Auntie Christ's main concern is to start taxing homeless people -- they need to pay their fair share. Auntie Christ will fight hard to accomplish this goal. Who's with me? Current mood: pureed Current music: rioting lobsters Sunday, August 31, 20032:33PM - Christmastime in HellIf you'd like to make a life, please hang up and try again. If you need help, hang up and then dial my ass. Current mood: chumbawumba Current music: Pull my finger. Sunday, July 20, 200312:54PM - I'm a Little TeapotCurrent mood: scratchy Current music: Bohemian Rhapsody -- Gregorian Monks Monday, June 30, 20032:34AM - Where Every Man Has Gone BeforeMy toilet just whistled the theme from Star Trek. Current mood: Wha... Current music: singing crapper Wednesday, May 7, 20032:57AM - Auntie Christ's Top Ten Generic LiveJournal EntriesIt is against the law to have a LiveJournal without making at least three of the following entries: Current mood: shocked and odd Current music: toilet paper falling from the ceiling Tuesday, April 8, 20039:13PM - I'm Jennifer Lopez, Get Me Out Of Here!Can I write a check? Current mood: flummoxed Current music: Hail to the Chief - the Dixie Chicks Tuesday, April 1, 200311:33AM - Armpit of DoomMany of you have wondered who I am. Well, at long last, Auntie Christ is finally going to reveal her true identity. Current mood: potatoe Current music: Proud Mary - Snow White and Rob Lowe Navigate: (Previous 20 entries) |
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